This picture says everything I think I need to say about my life right now. In fact, I think I might get it printed on some digital signage and hang it up on my front door instead of the “No Soliciting” sign I made. Mind you the “No Soliciting” sign says stuff like “No Soliciting; No trying to sell me stuff, No steaks, No magazines, No nothing … I don’t have time to help you with your “school project” … I don’t own the house so you can’t sell me anything for it … etc, etc, etc.”
Of course they still come. Two teens with ‘tude came today to see if I could help them with a competition. NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I’m trying to play with my kid, blog, build a website, do the laundry, wash the dishes, vaccuum, pee, let the dog out, feed the cat, mow the lawn, make EVERYONE (except me) HAPPY!
*sits in corner stuttering*
I seriously, SERIOUSLY NEED A VACATION!
Or like … more wine or something. A social life would be nice also.
Thanks for listening!
